In a naughty and bosom-baring parody of Dr. Strangelove, Kiss Me Quick teleports Sterilox, an alien from the all-guy planet of Droopiter, to the papier-maché palace of Dr. Breedlove, a conky quack with, yes, an uncontrollable arm. Sterilox's assignment is to retrieve a "perfect female specimen" and that is exactly what Breedlove is trying to perfect, except every time he gives women his foaming potion they turn into topless go-go dancers. Add a Frankenstein monster who was originally named Fanny Stein until she got a sex-change operation; nudie cuties like Kissmee, Boobra, and Miss Gigi String; a female mummy named Selfish because "she's all wrapped up in herself," and you've got, well, all those things. Kiss Me Quick has been wrongly credited to director Russ Meyer, but it was produced by Harry Novak, who made dozens of adult films, including Keyholes Are For Peeping and Midnight Plowboy.